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ONE:In the town of Zulich there was a very tall young carpenter by the name of Zimmerman. A Prussian recruiting officer, in disguise, Baron von Hompesch, entered the shop and ordered a stout chest to be made, ��six feet six inches in length, at least��at all events, longer than yourself, Mr. Zimmerman. Mind you,�� he added, ��if too short it will be of no service to me.�� At the appointed time he called for the chest. Looking at it, he exclaimed, in apparent disappointment, ��Too short, as I dreaded!�� ��I am certain it is over six feet six,�� said the carpenter, taking out his rule. ��But I said that it was to be longer than yourself,�� was the reply. ��Well, it is,�� rejoined the carpenter. To prove it, he jumped into the chest. Hompesch slammed down the lid, locked it, whistled, and three stout fellows came in, who shouldered the chest and carried it through the streets to a remote place outside of the town. Here the chest was opened, and poor Zimmerman was found dead, stifled to death.